Doctor who: YO MAMA SO FAT THE ADIPOSE CONSIDER HER A NATURAL RESOURCE
Supernatural: YO MAMA SO FAT SHES STILL ALIVE ONLY CUZ AZAZEL COULDN’T PUT HER ON THE CEILING
Harry Potter - YO MAMA SO FAT HER PATRONUS IS A CAKE
Sherlock - YOUR MOTHER IS OVERWEIGHT
*spats food all over the laptop*
Shoutout to the hate-anon who lives in Annapolis, Maryland. What’s up? How are you? I notice that you are on an Acer Aspire V5-571P-6499 Touchscreen laptop (quite a nice one, better then mine). I hope your having a good time telling me to kill myself. Don’t fucking mess with me you wad of shit.
I find it kind of remarkable that if I wanted to, I could find out where all of you live.
Anonymous asked: I feel like youre the product of a Sheriarty ship. You are their child.
Am I now?